Moving Along with Randomness

The first blog post after vacation is always sorta tricky for me.  It's like I all of a sudden developed writers block and am like "BLOG?? HOW DO I BLOG??? I HAVE NO IDEA!".  I don't know what is wrong with me.  I have started this post ten times this morning, and every time I declare it to not be good enough and delete it.  I am an idiot.   Posts like this are the reason I shouldn't take blogging breaks. 

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I was at my sister in laws 30th birthday party on Saturday night and her friend (Hi Kara!) told me that she always reads my blog at work (Thanks!) but that one day she came in and logged on and saw that my site had been flagged as porn so she couldn't read it anymore. 

Bio Girl.  Porn.  Good to know.

I laughed and laughed about it, but was completely confused.  She said it was right after a post where I talked a lot about sex.  And... for the life of me I couldn't think of a time I EVER talked a lot about sex on here.  That doesn't sound a thing like me...

But then it came to me.  It's most likely the Balls post.  That story is just the gift that keeps on giving.

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Henry woke up at 5am this morning crying for his mama.  I went in there and tried to calm him down and get him to go back to sleep, but it was a no go.  I finally just brought him to bed with me where he proceeded to cling to my head for dear life.  It was sweet in that "Oh my god, kid, I am SO TIRED.  LET'S JUST SLEEP" kinda way.

At 6:15 when I needed to get up and get ready for work he told me that it was not wake up time yet.  It was still pretty black outside and that I needed to get back into bed.  I agreed with him, but got up anyway.  We were both sad about it.

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How tired I am right now could have as much to do with why this post is sub par as the vacation blogging break.  Hard to know for sure.

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On Sunday we celebrated Candice's birthday with Grandaddy and Val and when we got there I saw the cutest way to present a gift basket ever.

It's a gift tree. So cute, right? And it is just so much more adorable and substantial than I gift basket. And Val didn't even see it on pinterest or anything.  Which makes me think maybe I should pin it and then take credit for it's adorableness...  Is there pinterest plagiarism?

(sorry Val.  I am a known thief of creative, adorable ideas)

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Speaking of Candice and her birthday, look at how cute she and Henry are!


Happy Birthday Aunt Candice!

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I am just going to hit publish now and walk away.